File it under... "Talent" (2)

You know when really hot people try to make ugly faces? You know, like for a joke picture or to make someone laugh? And they succeed, but only sorta...like, their inherent hotness still comes through? They can try all they want, but they're still attractive. Imagine Scarlett Johansson trying to make an ugly face. All you can really do is look at her and go, "Stop it. You're still Scarlett Jo-f*cking-hansson. No one's buying it."

Well, my point...I mean, all I'm saying is...I don't think I'm an unattractive person...but I don't have to try very hard to make some really ugly faces. Like, really ugly.